Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.” - Danny Kaye
seriously.
We All Make Mistakes
- Mom [barging into my room]: I'm your mother! What do you mean you don't know who I am?
- Me: ... What are you talking about?
- Mom: I just called you. How dare you pretend you don't know me! I'm your own mother!
- Me: You didn't call me. The last time you called me was at lunch.
- Mom: No, I just called you! I'm so angry!
- Me: I think you dialed the wrong number...
- Mom: ... Oh. Oops. I just yelled at some random girl.
- Oh, mom.
oh no
It still surprises me how little people mature over the years.
